Friday, November 28, 2008

Not Being Homeless: Ur Doing it Wrong

Note to the kids upstairs:

Generally, when one loses four jobs in five months and gets two or three previous warnings from the landlord about late rent, sitting around your apartment for a month smoking dope so heavily that it can be smelled in the hallway outside - and downstairs! - is not an ideal way to keep your place of residence.

Just sayin'.

PS: No, you are not the reincarnation of a medieval Celtic warrior, nor are you a dangerous martial arts champion. You are a neopagan pothead who can't hold a job. Sorry dude. Wake up, now.

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