Thursday, June 4, 2009

Happy Tiananamen Square Day!


Just in time for the announcement that a Chinese firm has most likely bought that rolling symbol of American testosterone, the Hummer, the Chinese Central Committee of the Communist Party is proud to present the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre



Yes indeed, dear friends, neighbors and debtors in America, on this stirring occasion, somewhere between 250 (unlikely) and 5000 (high, but more than possible) Chinese protesters - mostly students and working-class family members - were shot, beaten and crushed to death by tanks and soldiers. Following this unfortunate occurrence, nationwide protests were quashed and dissidents gathered up for "re-education" by the People's Liberation Army.

Such sad measures were deemed necessary by the Politburo's Central Committee because of the disorder brought about by common citizens demanding - of all things! - a reform of government into a constitutional democracy, similar to that  of America.

America's response to the Massacre was to send James Lilley and James Baker and assure the Politburo that America would not officially condemn the Massacre, and would cooperate with the Chinese government to block or deport Chinese dissidents who sought asylum in the United States. Both promises were fulfilled.

This happy event made possible a new era of diplomatic cooperation between the two powers. Since then, an auspicious confluence of trade has enriched both nations. Companies like Nike, Wal-Mart, Disney, Hasbro, McDonald's, The Gap, Old Navy, Warner Brothers and many others have since benefited from the enlightened labor system of Laogai (convict labor). Truly, this day marks a great stroke of fortune for both nations!

In keeping with the sobriety of this occasion, the Chinese government humbly requests that no one remember it, speak of it, or let it interfere in any way with business as usual. 

Thank you for your cooperation.

Monday, February 23, 2009

20 Albums (Give or Take) That Changed My Life


Ganked from The Vault of Buncheness:




Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. They might not be what you listen to now, but these are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world.When you finish, tag 15 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill. Get the idea now? Good. Tag, you're it!

Because can't think of only 15 albums, I've expanded that list to 20 and some change. In more-or-less chronological order, based on their impact on my life, these would be...


1. Cheap Thrills (1968) - Big Brother and the Holding Company

In a childhood filled with music (most of it either '50s doo-wop or '60s psychedelic), this album stands out for me as being the first "record album" I could recognize as such - mostly because it scared the hell out of me! Besides the throat-shredding antics of Janis Joplin, the album lodged in my memory for its Robert Crumb cover; the off-kilter nature of its brilliance literally made little-kid me sick to my stomach when I looked at it. I didn't understand the music at all (that came later), but in the late '60s, I would dart a glance at this album in creeped-out fascination, feel my tummy do back-flips, and look away again. To this day, Cheap Thrills remains the only album on this list that I do not own.


2. Alive II (1977) - Kiss

How did I miss the ascension of Kiss? When I hit 7th grade in 1977, half the kids at my Catholic school already adored the band, while the other half detested everything they stood for. Little horror freak that I was, I latched like a lamprey onto a band that sported blood-spitting, fire-breathing masked demonic personages; the fact that their music tapped into my inner demon provided an extra treat.

The flaming gatefold of the album and the thundering explosions dubbed into its background gave me expectations of hellish grandeur that few Rock concerts (including those by Kiss) ever quite lived up to. My friend Mike would put on Alive II when his mom was at work, and we'd air-guitar ourselves sick. Once, we even grabbed hair-spray cans and lighters, then ran around the house shooting fireballs at one another! Luckily, we didn't burn the house down or anything... Sure, I renounced Kiss by the time I hit high school, but during my 7th and 8th grade years, Kiss were my heroes.

3. In the Court of the Crimson King (1969) - King Crimson

I've always been a moody guy, but my fascination with gloomy romanticism probably dates to this album... this first record, incidentally, that I had sex to! Like many of my early musical adventures, this one was introduced to me by my father, whose appreciation for weird Rock shit gave me a cornerstone for my tastes even now. A morbid slice of prog, Court is a phenomenal musical statement wrapped in some of the dreariest lyrics imaginable. When I descended into adolescent angst, this album received heavy rotation indeed.

4. Songs From the Wood (1977)/ M.U. -The Best of Jethro Tull (1976) - Jethro Tull

My family used to take endless car-trips between New York and Virgina during the 1970s. On those trips, Dad would play various tapes. Somehow, these strange little albums by a weird Brit standing on one leg captured my imagination. I knew nothing about the Celtic Rock genre until I hit college a few years later; from that point onward, my Pagan roots have been watered by the likes of Steeleye Span, Clannad, Fairport Convention and Oysterband. Tull, however, became a mainstay of my music collection during the late 1970s and ealy 1980s, counterbalancing the libidinnous ferocity of Punk and Metal with the sardonic sweetness of Ian Anderson's lunatic band.

5. We Sold Our Souls for Rock 'n Roll (1975) - Black Sabbath

In 1978, I transferred from the hell-on-earth Catholic school where I'd discovered Kiss to the less-dysfunctional "special needs" school Quander Road, where I spent 8th grade ('78-'79). By that time, my parents marriage had fractured, and that trauma - mixed with social anxieties, spiritual upheavals, lousy schooling in Hawaii, a case of dyslexia that I learned about over a decade later, an awful temper and typical 13/14-year-old bullshit - had me begging my parents to send me to Quander. There, I discovered a wealth of new bands: Pink Floyd, AC-DC, George Thoroughgood, Van Halen... and Black Sabbath.

One of the creepier kids in Quander was named Rob Lippard. A tall, gangly dude with long hair and Charles Manson eyes, he spoke in Satanic gibberish and toted Black Sabbath albums everywhere. I'd heard of Sabbath by then, but it wasn't until I overheard "Iron Man" that I cribbed to that evil Blues sound. Naturally, I loved it immediately... and time has proven Sabbath to be the most musically enduring Metal of all. Although Priest, Rush, Maiden and so on are still fun for me, Sabbath sounds better as I get older. I received this album for Christmas (!!!) in 1979 or '80, and it remains one of my all-time favorites.

6. Unleashed in the East (1979)/ Sad Wings of Destiny (1976) - Judas Priest

The band most responsible for my dispatch of Kiss came screaming out of a recording I had dubbed off the radio. I'd been taping ELP's "Peter Gunn Theme" off WRXL in '79 when the DJ segued into this kick-ass live ripper called "Green Manalishi." I was floored. At first, I assumed the song came from the same live ELP album that had birthed "Peter Gunn"; a few weeks later, I discovered the truth, and Unleashed in the East became one of the first albums I bought with my own money. Ironically, Kiss' Destroyer had been the first. The Metal pounding from the Priest, however, put Kiss to shame, and I abandoned my first Metal love in favor of the learner, meaner Priest.

As influential as Unleashed was, however, it paled in comparison to Sad Wings of Destiny. By the early '80s, I had purchased Priest's entire catalog; of them all, Sad Wings was my obsession. When I descended into my gloomiest states, the damned angel on that album cover became my mascot. Some folks would later claim that such fascination was an inducement to suicide, but like any metalhead who's found grace through catharsis, I maintain that albums like Sad Wings actually avert tragedy. For me, the musical depths I plumbed with albums like that one helped me trawl through the Abyss vicariously. Without bands like Priest, Sabbath and other cathartic artists, I suspect I would have become far more messed up than I ever truly was.
7. Hemispheres (1978) - Rush

While Priest and Sabbath purged my inner demons, Rush opened the door to my imagination. My musical horizons were blown wide open when I first heard "The Trees" on - again! - WRXL in the late '70s. The combination of dizzying complexity and ripe yet sincere lyrical obtusions like "Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres" and "Circumstances" made Rush my go-to brain-candy band. I spent endless hours scribbling up D&D notes and bad poetry to the sound of Rush's albums, and to date, Hemispheres remains my favorite.

8. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables (1980) - The Dead Kennedys

I'd heard Punk before 1982, when my friend Wally put Fresh Fruit on his turntable, but I'd never heard anything like this. Jello Biafra raved like Dudley Do-Right gone mad as some of the meanest, bone-jarring shit of its era buzzsawed through my consciousness. The Kennedys remained one of my mainstays throughout college, and their social outrage mirrored my own. When Reagan's Revolution spawned my eternal hatred for all things Republican (except my dad...), this album became the soundtrack for my dissent.

9. Big Science (1982) - Laurie Anderson

On my first day at college orientation, I met a cute girl named Chris. we hung out, and she took me back to her dorm room. I wondered if I was gonna get lucky; in a way, I did. Big Science (which she played for me that day) challenged my preconceptions about music in all the best ways. The first truly avant-garde album I'd heard at the time, it snagged the most eager-to-be-opened parts of my attention. Anderson's hypnotic witticisms entranced me; without Big Science, I doubt I'd have been nearly as receptive to Frank Zappa, Phillip Glass, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and some of the more arcane corners of my musical tastes.

10. Nothing to Fear (1982) - Oingo Boingo

I hated "New Wave" when it first came out. A Metal kid to the bone, I detested the faggy condescending twats who adored the stuff while looking down their pimply noses at the Rock I adored. One of the primary offenders raved endlessly about a band called "Oingo Boingo," a name I immediately despised, until... It was early 1984, and I was hanging out with some friends and this compulsively bouncy music cascaded out of the speakers. I began hopping around the room to it. "Who IS that?" I demanded; "Oingo Boingo," my friend replied. From then on, Danny Elfman's weird little experiment became - and remains - one of my all-time favorite bands. I even got to enjoy New Wave a bit more after that.

11. Fresh Aire I & II (1975) - Mannheim Steamroller

Yep - I like New Age Music. Blame that quirk of taste to thess little centerpiecea of Mannheim Steamroller's career. Almost unknown when they first appeared, Steamroller went on to become the synth-ditty gods of Christmastime via a series of cheesy holidays albums. Back in the late '70s and early '80s, however, they made far more tasteful excursions into instrumental mellowness. I was turned on to the Fresh Aire series around 1984, and it instantly appealed to the quieter side of my nature. I used Fresh Aire I and II as soundtracks during my art-school modeling career, and whenever I needed to relax or sleep, I used to put on a Steamroller mix-tape culled from the first two Fresh Aire albums. By extension, both albums blend seamlessly into one another, and so to me they're essentially the same album, continued. By the mid-80s, Mannheim Steamroller had become too cheesy for me and I abandoned the band. Still, I enjoy those first two Fresh Aire albums, and as much as I groove on dark mad thunder, there are times to just slow down and chill.

12. A System of Grooves (1983) - The Good Guys

A pack of Ska-Rockers from Richmond, VA, The Good Guys became one of my favorite bands during my stay in that city. Having had my consciousness expanded in Ska's direction by The Police and The Specials, I was utterly blown away by the mellow yet insistent groove thrown down by the Gore Brothers Chris and Harry. One of the nicest dudes I've ever met, Harry Gore was a guitarist of impressive virtuosity. I caught The Good Guys at over a dozen shows between 1983 and 1990 (around the time they disbanded), and I rarely felt disappointed.

Sadly, the Gores themselves were discourgaged by the refusal of the recording industry to take a black band seriously as Rock artists. Despite help from Fishbone and Living Color and an appearance on Vernon Reid's Black Rock Coalition album The History of Our Future, The Good Guys never scored a decent album deal. A System of Grooves was a locally produced EP - one that is, as far as I know, the only non-single album The Good Guys ever produced. It's a criminal shame, really.

13. Eat the Carrot, Break the Stick (1986) - The Ululating Mummies

Another locally produced album that never made it to CD, Eat the Carrot was a tape released by these quirky Richmond anarchists. Weaving Middle Eastern, Eastern European, Hippie Trance, Reggae and other slippery grooves into sprawling marathon jams, the Mummies really didn't translate well to the recording studio. Eat the Carrot only barely tapped into their mystique. Still, the album retains a fond spot in my heart, and my love for the Mummies - whom I saw live at every opportunity - led to my tastes for World Fusion, ecstatic dance, and weirdly amusing pagentry.

14. Indigo Girls (1989) - The Indigo Girls

My dad enjoyed '60s-era Folk, and I'd acquired a taste for artists like Simon & Garfunkel, America, Bread and Suzanne Vega as a flip-side to my darker impulses. When "Closer to Fine" hit the airwaves in '89 or '90, I picked up a copy of the Girls' second album - and was floored. Every track on the album cried out to me... hell, cried out for me. The album - combined with Psalm 69 by Ministry, Nevermind by Nirvana, Ten by Pearl Jam, Rid of Me by P.J. Harvey and the next three albums on this list - birthed my musical tastes for that decade. Although the Indigo Girls eventually wore out their welcome with me, their self-titled album raises chills on me every time.

15. Little Earthquakes (1992) Tori Amos

Ever heard one of those albums that sounds like the the worst night of your life? That was how Little Earthquakes hit me when I heard it back in '92 or '93. By then, my marriage, my life and my job were grinding my spirit away. A sense of responsibility that went way beyond anything I was getting in return had gripped me with an almost biblical tempest of guilty anguish. When I first heard "Crucify," I thought it was a new Kate Bush song; when I heard the rest of the album, I thought it was a soundtrack for my life. "Silent all These Years," "Winter," "Precious Things," "China" - I felt like weeping whenever I listened to that album... and occasionally, I did.

16. A Passage in Time (1991) - Dead Can Dance

Somehow, I originally got Dead Can Dance confused with Was, Not Was. This bizarre confluence may be traced to an alternative music magazine I grabbed out of a recycling bin around 1990, with articles featuring both bands. I never really cared for Was, Not Was, so when my bandmate George Midea asked me if I'd heard Dead Can Dance in 1992, I dismissed them as "too pop for my tastes." George, puzzled, recorded a few tracks from DCD on a mix-tape for me. My resulting astonishment led me to buy A Passage in Time just as I headed off to work at White Wolf in '93. To this day, that album remains a heavy-rotation staple of my collection. The shimmering darkness and transcendent beauty of that mad tapestry set the tone for my tastes from then on. My later fondness for World Trance, Gothic Ethereal and World Beat Techno can all be traced to the CD of Passage that I literally lasered clean during endless days and nights writing with White Wolf... and beyond.

17. A Slight Case of Overbombing (1992) - The Sisters of Mercy

Both credit and blame for my obsession with Goth-Industrial Rock can be laid at the feet of my '90s employers at White Wolf Game Studio. The "gothic punk" atmosphere of the World of Darkness where I plied my trade throughout that decade suited my musical inclinations perfectly, and although I'd already owned albums like The Sky's Gone Out from Bauhaus, Phantasmagoria from The Damned, Bloodletting from Concrete Blonde and Blast the Human Flower from Danielle Dax, no album captures the heady nature of that era like this best-of from The Sisters of Mercy. Everything rich and strange about Gothic Rock booms its way through Overbombing. Just as Sad Wings and Hemispheres became the soundtrack for my adolescence, Overbombing provided endless hours of pleasure and pain during my 1990s.
18. Play (1999) - Moby

Until Play came out, my feelings about Techno were lukewarm at best. Even albums like Delerium's Karma or Die Form's Suspiria de Profundis seemed too... sterile for my tastes. When I heard Play in the wake of my departure from White Wolf (and the Goth-Industrial thunder that went with that part of my life), this album was a revelation. Here was Techno merged with spirituality, a swirling synthesis of dance-floor beats, Gospel vocals and Classical flourishes that spoke to my soul in ways few other albums have. Yeah, the album eventually became an over-exposed relic of its time, but to this day whenever I need some achingly eloquent redemption, I often reach for Play.

19. The Incredible Soul Collection (2003) various artists

I've always enjoyed Motown and '60s-'70s Soul. With a few exceptions, however (like Sade's Promise or Maryin Gaye's landmark What's Goin' On), I've always considered Soul to be a singles-based genre, not an album-based one. Aside from a few best-ofs and the aforementioned album from Sade, I hadn't bought a Soul album until I ran across this collection while working the BNN music department. What a revelation that was! Every single song on this collection is a legend, and although I'd enjoyed many of those songs before, I reconsidered my earlier opinion and dove into Soul with a vengeance after I acquired this Collection. Whenever I need an old school pick-me-up, this album satisfies me every time!

20. Songs from the Gutter (2002) - Thea Gilmore

This was the album that saved my faith in Rock. A few years back, I'd totally had it with the Xeroxed corporate trash that passed for "rock" in the new millennium. I was listening almost exclusively to World Fusion artists and my old favorite albums when this raspy-throated chick ripped some Neil Young barbed wire off the nearest tree and used it to hang Rock by its scrawny little neck. Somehow, this gem found its way into Barnes and Noble's "in-store play" collection, and I was enthralled. The two-disc US re-released of Gutter came out shortly after I'd moved to Asheville, NC, and Gilmore's snarled challenge "When did You Get so Safe?" gave my soul a serious wake-up call. I love every song on this double album, and when I despair that Rock has given out its final gasp, I remember these Songs From the Gutter and realize that the hoary old beast still has a few surprises left.

And as an "honorable mention" entry, I'd add...

Haphazard (2004) - S.J. Tucker

I met Sooj by a combination of happy accidents in mid-2004. She handed me a sample single at FaerieWorlds, and my friend Jaymi later burned me a copy of the full album for my trip back home. I couldn't get the damned thing out of my CD player - or my head - after that. Although Sooj has gone on to release better albums since then (Sirens and Blessings, IMHO), Haphazard will always be the album that introduced me to one of my favorite people as one of my favorite musical artists... and, of course, anyone who follows this journal knows how that friendship has changed my life in other ways, too... :)



So - what are some of your life-landmark albums? The floor is open...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Gutzilla's Gutpocalypse: A Week That Will Live in Infamy


How NOT to spend a birthday week: purging yourself for roughly five days of literally gut-wrenching illness, the likes of which I have never endured before. This was Gutpocalypse, a sickness of awesome proportions that finally seems to have passed through my system as of yesterday... only to pass on - in a thankfully-lessened state - to Damiana's. At least we now have a pile of medications and some idea of what to expect. This past week, however, was terra incognita for us both. And if I never see such territory again, it will be far too soon. 

Was it a virus? Bacteria? I suspect it was a perfect storm of both. Although I had originally tagged it as the norovirus earlier this week, certain characteristics of Gutpocalypse - aka Godzilla - matched food poisoning rather than viral infection. Checking through possible vectors yesterday, we figured out that I had opportunities to be exposed to both ailments, yet people around me didn't seem to be affected nearly as badly as I was, if at all. The illness, too, transcended anything I've ever experienced before. I've had food poisoning, stomach flus, intestinal bugs and such before, but this... this monstrosity reared its head (or headed for my... oh, never mind...) in ways that dwarfed all previous comprehension.

Gutzilla appeared on the horizon like the echoing thunder-steps heard in the original film Gorjila (*): deep, resonant harbingers that could easily have been mistaken for something more innocuous. My appetite, usually hearty, had disappeared Monday morning. I chalked it up to deep work-focus, as Ravens in the Library had gone to layout and was in its first proof stage. By afternoon, when I left to go to Bryan's place to game, I realized I'd eaten a single bowl of cerial, two pieces of toast and a few cups of chai. Ravenous, I tore into the pizzas we'd purchased as game-munchies, then lapsed into a headache I attributed to over-reading, under-eating and over-stuffing. Upon my return home, I crashed hard and fast. That night, Dami suffered bursts of acid reflux that sent her coughing and vomiting for hours. I was so bleared out that I missed most of that. ">

Gutzilla appeared on the horizon like the echoing thunder-steps heard in the original film Gorjila (*): deep, resonant harbingers that could easily have been mistaken for something more innocuous. My appetite, usually hearty, had disappeared Monday morning. I chalked it up to deep work-focus, as Ravens in the Library had gone to layout and was in its first proof stage. By afternoon, when I left to go to Bryan's place to game, I realized I'd eaten a single bowl of ceriel, two pieces of toast and a few cups of chai. Ravenous, I tore into the pizzas we'd purchased as game-munchies, then lapsed into a headache I attributed to over-reading, under-eating and over-stuffing. Upon my return home, I crashed hard and fast. That night, Dami suffered bursts of acid reflux that sent her coughing and vomiting for hours. I was so bleared out that I missed most of that.

The Beast appeared Tusday afternoon, where a sluggish birthday turned ugly by about 3:00 PM. After eating a tuna-and-avacado sandwich, I felt queasy and vertiginous. By the time Dami got back from work, I was shaking and chilled. We decided to forgo a birthday dinner in favor of snuggles, but surges of vomiting and other unpleasantries sent me diving for the bathroom. Shortly afterward, I began shivering uncontrollably. I stood up to hit the bathroom - and my legs gave out. Dami helped me to the bathroom, which which I was to become my frequent residence for the rest of the week. I called my boss around 8:00 PM to let him know I would be unable to teach Wednesday morning's class. Fortunately, that class was to have been a full-period exam, so I sent the exam files to him and went to bed. Even wrapped in layers of clothing, blasted by a space-heater and warmed by Dami and our Pumpkin (also nicknamed "Medicine Kitty" for her propensity to lie purring on people who are sick), I shivered uncontrollably all night, leaving the bed long enough to void myself further, clean up, and repeat the process. I got some idea of just how sick I'd become when at one point that night I tried to open a bottle of Sobe energy drink and literally couldn't break the seal. That weakness, in some ways, scared me even more than the illness itself.

Wednesday dawned, and I felt slightly better. As I'd posted here, the (I thought...) aftermath of Gutzilla's rampage left me drained and sore. I tried to concentrate on the next round of Ravens proofs, but felt unable to focus. An attempt to eat toast ended with a few restless bites of something that smelled ashy and tasted worse. A cycle of naps had me feeling better - deceptively so. How little I understood...

Wednesday night, the Gutpocalpyse broke full-force. Like the 500-foot radioactive horror that torched Tokyo, like the chalices poured out upon the earth by vast and wrathful angels, pain and misery outside my spectrum of previous experience descended. Now, I've been stabbed, burned, tear-gassed, operated upon and cut by a chainsaw; I've had bones broken and fillings drilled and wisdom teeth removed and so when I say that nothing has ever hurt me like the surges of excruciation that hit Wednesday night, that's no small thing to describe. Thankfully, [info]chinchillagirl had vacated our sick-ward apartment by then, wisely deciding she didn't want to get infected. I'm glad she did. Shortly after dusk, the periodic discomfort that had ebbed and flowed all day turned into a tsunami of gastrointestinal horrors. Worst of all, however, was the pain as my GI tract simultaniously bloated, purged and tied itself in knots trying to dislodge whatever the hell was wrong with it. Anything I took was voided within minutes; anything I tried to use for relief proved ueselss. Medication, meditation, yoga, hot baths, heat pads... the worst part of all of it was my sheer helplessness. Well, that plus an intestinal tract with delusions of becoming a black hole of hypercompounded gravity physics, but you get the general idea. Poor Dami held me, watched over me and - at one point - drove out to find some medicine for me at 2:00 AM or so. Finally, we managed to drift off and get something resembling sleep.

Thursday, I was starting to get pissed. By this time, I was days behind on the Ravens proof, hadn't eaten solid food in days, had a belly swollen to trailer trash proportions, and was spending more time either asleep or in the bathroom than I was getting work done. Anger is a great motivator. A combination of stubbornness, periodic sleep and the sheer enthusiasm of reading Ravens cover-to-cover in an all-but-final form got me through another day of cramping, bloating and pain. As I told Dami that night, I'm not sure how much of that was due simply to getting used to the sickness and how much involved getting mad at it, but Thursday - though miserable - was considerably better than Wednesday had been.

By Friday, everything that had gone in had come back out. In an odd Zen sort of way, that brought a sense of serenity to the proceedings. It was payday, so we originally thought to perhaps go to an Urgent Care facility and blow whatever cash it took to finally make this damned thing go away. Instead, Dami brought her formidable Mama lore to bear, and returned from a long shopping trip with apple sauce, Gatorade, crackers, and bottles of medicines and herbs, including Valerian.(**) I took them by the handful, and dozed. When I woke, I felt distinctly better. As Friday is our date night, we settled in to watch The Protector when a funny thing happened: I noticed that I'd acquired an appetite. For the previous few days, the mere sight of food labels had made me nauseous; when Dami had cooked food for herself, it'd smelt burnt and sour to me(***), and nothing I ate tasted in any way appealing. Friday evening, though, I ate some apple sauce, nibbled and some crackers... and nothing happened! No run to the bathroom, no cramps, no boiling gut-bubbles surging through me - nothing! We enjoyed the movie, rested, then watched Clerks also and went to bed at a reasonable hour. Having finally finished Ravens, I was able to sleep the night through for the first time since Monday.

Which brings us to yesterday, when I woke up feeling like my old self again - worn-out, sore and drained, but otherwise healthy. Together, we cleaned the apartment thoroughly, ate a small but healthy brunch, went out shopping, planned to go see Coraline, and speculated about what Gutzilla's pedigree might have been.

Y'see, Gutzilla's Gutpocalyse shared elements of the norovirus, food poisoning, and various other gastrointestinal ailments we'd investigated. I'd had the opportunity to be exposed to several potential causes - Dami's Monday-night sickness, food poisoning via pizza or tuna sandwich, viruses on the bus or at gaming itself - but no one else around me (with the exception of one dude in our gaming group, who I think may have been a vector) appeared to get sick from any one of them.. and certainly not as sick. Eventually, we figured that I'd been hit by several things all at once, with the severity of the illness compounded by that abdominal collision. And so, we went off to run some errands...

...Whereupon Dami began to get sick.

So we came home, put her to bed, dosed her with meds, and started watching the signs.

Thankfully, she doesn't seem to have met Gutzilla. She certainly isn't well, and this time out I'm taking care of her. Maybe by catching things early and having some idea of what to expect, we can avoid a repeat of this week's worst effects.

For now, though, please send some healing energy to my sweetheart. She has been an INCREDIBLE partner these last few days, and without her (and Medicine Kitty), I don't even want to think of how much worse the Gutpocalypse might have been... 

Thank you, Belovedest, and be well!

And as for you, Gutzilla - hie thee hence! Go infest a gathering of Republican insurance CEOs or something, and leave honest hard-working folk alone! 


 

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* - Anyone who has seen this film in its original, Japanese-language non-Raymond-Burricized version knows that Gorjila is no kiddy film. It's a horror movie of the sort that only a nation that has been bombed and nuked to ashes could have conceived. Scenes cut from the Americanized Godzilla: King of the Monsters include people cooked to ashes by Gorjila's breath, screaming children with radiation burns, long panoramas of a burning Tokyo, and a woman comforting her sobbing kids with, "It's okay - we'll be with papa soon" just before they're vaporized by the beast's atomic breath. When I saw the real Gorjila in a theatre during its stateside release in 2004, the theatre was dead-shocked silent at the scenes of burning rubble and radiation carnage. Before its famous re-incarnation as Godzilla:KotM, Gorjila was a coping mechanism for a nation that had both inflicted and endured some of the greatest horrors in human memory. That fact has nothing to do with my stomach illness, but it's interesting anyway.

** - Old Mage fans ought to be amused by that one!

*** - Commonly a symptom of food poisoning rather than viral infection. 
 

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Ravens Excerpt: Five Weeks Out

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her toes and business to tend in the heart of the city. In dark, litter-strewn alleys, her jingling steps echoed from close walls of molting brick so that, even in their ecstasy-induced madness, the rooftop ravers could hear the sound.

Lights from distant skyscrapers blinked on and off, and the occasional flare of a match sent sparks shooting from her fingers where silver rings clacked against each other like skeletal birds in flight. Rats scuttled out of her way, their eyes small stars lining the gutters. She paid no heed to them, nor to the dancers above, and on the broken sidewalk her feet never faltered...

- from "A Tithe for the Piper," by Erzebet YellowBoy

Piper

Art by Echo Chernick


Ravens in the Library - Find out More


Five weeks today, almost to the hour, a crazy raven hatched in my brain and went cawing around our living room. This week, that project heads into Sherry's steady hands - and from thence, to the printers, and then out to you.

Cheers!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Sneak Preview from Ravens in the Library

Time only slows down for dying and speeding down empty highways. Winding thoughts of should-have-been are the only clocks when tires hiss with asphalt. Wise drivers know not to get lost there. Legendary ones just enjoy the ride. No one owns that moment, no matter what the automobile salesmen might try to say. You can flow into it, trudge long within it, and sometimes find Enlightenment because of it, but changing it is never going to happen.

Premonitions and chrome, they only reflect the angles you wish to see. This is even true when there is no hope that you will find out if the visions were true. Memories on the other hand are living things. There is no question that a life was lived.

Being murdered makes so many things so clear...


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- From "Mercury," by Elizabeth Jordan Leggett

Here's just a taste of the goodies gathered by our Ravens in the Library. As some of you may have seen, we signed Laurell K. Hamilton to this project yesterday, and she rounds out a roster of big names and new voices who've gathered their talents to help S.J. Tucker recover from her recent illness.

Elizabeth Jordan Leggett is one of those "new voice" contributors - a gifted author and artist whose work reveals just how rich 21st-century fantasy can be.

This story, and many others, appears only in Ravens in the Library. And although many Raven tales are reprints too, no other book contains the lineup of authors and artists you'll find within those pages.

Ravens in the Library goes to layout next week, and from there it goes to press in early February. I'll be posting more updates in this space as our release date nears. Come check 'em out, and please spread the word.

Thanks!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy Obama Day!!!




Whatever today brings, whatever follows for the next four years, today marks an historic event.

It isn't merely that Barack Hussein Obama is a departure from the Crusty White Man power archetype that sets him apart. While there will be plenty of ink, tears and pixels spilled on that subject (here, among many other places), the true significance of today's inauguration is that the system worked. After eight years of being told and shown that we were trapped within a literally rigged game of Cowboy Poker, we the American People stood up, took control, and brought the most unlikely viable(*) presidential candidate in living memory and chose him to represent us all.

As I wrote on my other blog yesterday, the greatest power of an American president is symbolic. S/he reflects the nation as a whole. With Barack Obama, we have chosen a man who symbolizes the hope, diversity, intellect, eloquence, activism and decisive change from the Old Way Of Doing Things (TM). That a man whose father was an immigrant from a poor and often despised nation, whose mother held old roots in this country's shame and promise, whose skin color reflects the slavery that remains this nation's second-greatest sin (**) and whose ballsy intellect embodies its bravest virtue could become our president says great things about our culture. It's not time to give up on us yet. And that, I think, is the most inspiring thing of all.

May Obama remain the symbol these desperate times demand. May he dodge every bullet (figurative and literally) and transcend his own failings. May this be the beginning of a new, enduring path for America and for our world as we enter the second decade of this new and challenging millennium. May all attacks against him fail and return against their senders with Threefold Return, save those launched in justice should he turn from his proclaimed path. May Obama the Man survive his vast potential of becoming Obama the Martyr, and may the Hope he represents become the gateway for a new and better age for us all.

Whatever happens from here on out, we stand on the threshold of a brand new era.

May Barack Obama, America and humanity as a whole prove worthy of this moment.

Blessings!






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* - By this, I mean one who actually stood a chance of being elected and serving in office.

** - I count the Native American genocide as its greatest sin.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

RAVENS IN HE LIBRARY: AN ALL-STAR BENEFIT COLLECTION

Ravens in the Library - Add to Cart
Featuring Tales by:
Ari Berk
Holly Black
Francesca Lia Block
Phil Brucato
Sam Chupp
Storm Constantine
Charles de Lint
Ben Dobyns
Jaymi Elford
Neil Gaiman
Alexandra Honigsberg
Elizabeth Jordan Leggett
Shira Lipkin
Angel Leigh McCoy
Seanan McGuire
Kris Millering and Storm Wilder
Mia Nutick
S.J. Tucker
Carrie Vaughn
Catherynne M. Valente
Terri Windling

and others...

With Illustrations by:
Amy Brown
James A. Owen
Brian Syme

and others...

Edited by:
Phil Brucato
& Sandra Buskirk

Graphic Design by:
Sherry Lynne Baker
The Ravens in the Library Project, in connection with
"A Healthy Dose of Sooj"
and "Save Our Sooj" presents

RAVENS IN THE LIBRARY:
MAGIC IN THE BARD'S NAME

A Limited Edition Collection of Stories and Art dedicated to the health of S.J. Tucker

This special VERY limited edition has been compiled to defray the medical expenses and recovery of musician S.J. Tucker.

The collection will NOT be released in stores, and it is NOT downloadable! It will be available only as long as those expenses remain unresolved. After that, RAVENS IN THE LIBRARY will disappear.

Order your advance copy today... Before they fly away forever!

Add to Cart$25.00 includes shipping & handling
within the continental United States

Anticipated Release Date*: Feb. 22, 2009
Trade Paperback format
Color covers, B&W interiors
Self-Published by The Ravens in the Library Project

With Heartfelt Thanks to Ellen Datlow and all contributors.

* - barring delays in printing or production.

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